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Lifestyles of the Happier Me
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| | A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks, Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?”
“That’s Billy Graham’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.” “Incredible,” said the man, “And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That's Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life.” “Where’s Hillary Clinton’s clock?” asked the man. “Hillary’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.” | comments: Leave a comment   |
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| Wow... ok... drawing a huge blank...
How the hell do you do a cut? I havent done it in forever and totally forgot! lol | | comments: 5 comments or Leave a comment |
| | So much has happened since Mark left for Colorado Springs Monday morning. Went out Monday night with Tiffany and Josh. We went putt putting and grabbed some dinner. We were going to go see a movie but we were all so tired that we just bought some beer and headed back here and watched a few movies. Yesterday was interesting. Took Tiffany to work and I went and got my hair done. Regis (in the mall) was kinda busy so it took the girl nearly 5 hours to do my hair. Anyways. On my way home I totally forgot to stop and get some hair gel, so I called Tiffany, when I got home, and asked her if she could stop by Wal-Mart on her way home and get me some gel and I would pay the dude, who was giving her a ride home, back whenever they got home. Well she didnt get home till 12:30 last night, showed up with no hair gel, and was happy because she went to the movies. I stayed up all night thinking I was going to have to pay this dude back. Today is my first day of work... I should have been in bed way earlier last night. I just figured that since Mark and I are helping her out right now by letting her live with us, for now, that maybe she could do me one favor.. ONE FAVOR.. and stop and get the damn hair gel and be back home on time for me to pay that dude back and get my ass in bed. *sigh* So now I am up and still very very very tired. Already had 2 cups of coffee... Im working on my 3rd now. She has lived here about 2 weeks now and yesterday was the very first day we actually hung out and did some stuff together. I was sooooo close to kicking her out last night. We are here, baby sitting her puppy and picking up after her, and she's out partying all night. Pisses me off. Like I told Josh last night on the phone... I feel like Mark and I are raising this 19 year old immature little red head. I just want to be a good friend.. not a bitch and certainly not her mother... but b/c she lives here, I have every right to put my foot down... Right? | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
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| You Are Elmo |
 Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" |
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| | Tags: | problem | | Time: | 12:31 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/stars/sad.gif) Disappointed in myself |
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| The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Hello. My name is Ashlea............. | | comments: 22 comments or Leave a comment |
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| Your results:
You are Wonder Woman
| Wonder Woman |
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| The Flash |
| 90% |
| Supergirl |
| 83% |
| Robin |
| 78% |
| Spider-Man |
| 70% |
| Iron Man |
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| Superman |
| 65% |
| Green Lantern |
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| Catwoman |
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| Hulk |
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| Batman |
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| You Are a Pineapple Jelly Bean | 
Easy going and undemanding, you have good taste but aren't a show off about it. |
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| I found a job! YAY! Only problem is the lady told me I cant start, not next week, but the week after. Ugh! All well. I'm trying to look at it in a positive way....at least I found a job! I will still put applications in at different places, just in case.
On my way home, I thought I was getting pulled over and it freaked me out so bad, I almost ran into the curb. Turns out that the cop pulled the car over in front of me and when the cop got over in front of me to pull him over, he almost hit me. Sheesh!
And I thought that Wal-Mart was bad this time of day....Target is bad too. Went to get some Diet Dr. Pepper and a few other things since I was just right there, and there were kids left and right screaming. There was one lady who whooped the shit out her little boy.
Anyways. I'm home now and I'm gunna unpack the rest of my stuff and get a start on dinner and laundry.
Chow for Now!!! | | comments: 15 comments or Leave a comment |
| Oh My God!
I had the best tinme at M-Nihgt tongiht! I did find out a few tings about our new M_Night meating spot....The serve fried fucking Ice cream. I taljed to Prairei the most. GAWD! She made me laugh and I realy needed it. I found out sone tings today that made me wanna celbrete so I did. Anyways. I will post mor in the morning. I'm tired and wabba play Wow.
Nighy Night and Sweet Dreeams! | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| Well, I didnt make it to my dads last night to spend time with my little sister....but she did make it here. We didnt eat any ice cream, but we did eat a shit load of popcorn. We watched some movies like my fave, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. She started crying at the part where the little girl is in the hospital dying. I felt so bad. I wasnt sure what to do. So..to turn her attention away from that part, I gave her a manicure and pedicure. Then we decorated my nail kit box with nail polish. LOL! I know it sounds weird or maybe even stupid...but it made her night. Later on, we went to bed and she slept in my room on the blow up bed thingy....but later on I had to get up to use the bathroom and found her laying beside me. That made MY night. I love being the older sister, but sometimes I really wish I wasnt the oldest of 6 kids. I always wanted someone I could look up to...besides my mother, of course. But like I said, last night, being an older sister, just made my day.
She was going to skip school again today, but I told her that she might wanna go and at least catch up on the work she missed the past couple of days. And being around the friends she has now might also help too. She agreed and I took her to school this morning. Betsy (better known as the little bitch from previous posts) has been making fun of her and everything. Telling her she doesnt need to be crying and to get over it. I dont understand why Betsy is telling Katie (little sister) all this b/c Betsy had a boyfriend and best friend die in a car wreck about a year and 1/2 ago. All well. I told Katie just to ingore her for now. What else can I say? Or what else do I say?
Anyways.
It rained it ass off yesterday morning....then as the day went on it turned into sleet....then it snowed last night. We got 1/2 inch of snow. Half of it is still on the ground now.
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Getting In Touch With Your Inner Bitch
January 18
If you're wondering whether it's a good day to be in touch with your Inner Bitch, remember this: she is the little back dress of attitudes, perfect for every occasion. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| | Subject: | *Sigh* | | Time: | 12:03 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/stars/happy.gif) calm |
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| Went to interview yesterday at Kiddie College Daycare. I still dont even know if I have the job. I went in and talked to lady and that was it. I hate it when people do that....ask you to come in a week after you put your app in for an interview and you still dont know if you have the job or not. Anyways. While I was there....a little boy (who just got done eating spaghetti O's and some chocolate) cam running up to me like he knew me and stuck his hand on my pretty pink shirt. *sigh* It's staind...dont know if I can get it out or not..still working on it.
Went to my doc yesterday also. We talked about a lot of stuff and now I feel better. We talked about the relationship with my mother, Mark, and also talked about the recent passing of my friend. Now...I am on a small dosage of something I have never heard before. I dont have the prescription filled yet...planning on doing it in a bit. I cant read the writing on the paper either...so I will post what it is when I get it.
Went to another doc yesterday. Got my physical since I hadnt had one since I was in highschool, playing basketball. Took some blood and a pee pee sample....I have to call tomorrow about it and see if I'm A OK and see if I can get on......something.
Talked to my mom on my way home Sunday night. She told me that my little sisters friend, Chelsea Chapel, had died. Well she didnt. She was in critcal condition when she arrived to the hospital. Watched the news last night...found out she died. I feel so bad for my sister. But I did call her today (she's staying home from school) and let her know if she ever needed to talk to someone about it she can talk to me since I have had this happen a few times. At least my sister understands that the way she died was stupid. Chelsea was 14 and was hanging out with some older kids that night when it happened. They had been drinking and then tried to out run some cops. The kids wrecked and killed one boy instantly and put Chelsea in the hospital (at the time). There were 5 kids in all. The other 3 kids walked away fine with minor bruises and scratches. Chelsea had told her mom that she was going to stay at a friends house and the kids were out till 4am. Makes me wonder what I could have, or did, put my mother through when I was younger. Anyways. Iplan on going to see my little sister tonight and watch movies and eat as much Ben & Jerry's as we can. And Prairie, I'm sooo sorry! I was seriously going to make it tonight, but with my sister and all. I'm really sorry! Let me know if there is another one and I will make it! I Promise!!!!
It's raining it's ass off here. Just got a call from my mom saying that I cant go anywhere b/c I'm flooded in. We live on top of this hill. Its the highest point in my county (or something like that lol). There are 3 ways to get outta here and either way I will be stuck.
Well I better go. I gotta clean my room and put up my movie posters I got yesterday!
Oh yeah....If you want a good suspensful movie.....Half Light is a goodun. It has Demi Moore in it. I liked it. I watched it last night. Also, Underclassman (with Nick Cannon), The Man (with black dude from Star Wars and the dad from American Pie), Two for The Money (Al Pacino and Matthew MacConahey) are GREAT!!!! Lord of War (with Nicholas Cage) is okay. I was kinda bummed with it. Thought it was going to be better than what it was.
Well so there is Ashlea's Famous Movie Moment. Enjoy!!
Love you all,
Me :OP | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| I had a great time at M-Night tonight. I talked to Bridget, Chewie, Natalaie, and Ben. It was fun! There were other people I wanted to talk to....but we were having interesting and funny conversations. I finally gave Prairie her present. I also got her a little something. Thought it was too cute and it goes well with her kitties.
Well...I need to go. We left early so we could come home and play WoW! :OP
Nighty Night and Sweet Dreams!!!! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| We made it back from Oxford no more than 10 minutes ago. I slept most
of the way. We went to Mark's Aunt Ivy's last night. Yeah...I got
wayyyyyyyyyyy drunk with Mark's dad. It was fun though. I am suffering
from a MAJOR hangover. We stopped at Burger King on the way home today,
and I really didnt feel like eating. I was afraid I'd puke. I did think
it was kinda funny when Mark and I were laying on his parents
couch....and yeah.....I almost puked in the process. I had to go to my
room and pass out. But I had lots of fun! :D
While we were there, we got to open Christmas presents. Mark and I both
got 20 bucks from his Granny Fannie. I got a gift card to Victoria
secret from his parents. Mark and I both got a seat warmer/massager.
Havent tried that out yet. I think thats all.....cant really remember
right now.
The TV is almost dead. Its got a bright lime green tint to it and it
goes out and then comes back in. Soooo guess what we are going to be
doing tomorrow.......we are going to go buy a new tv and then
rearranging the living room to make the new tv fit. Well I better shut
the hell up and get in the shower. We are going to Mark's sister's
house for dinner and I dont wanna go smelling like alcohol.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love ya'll,
Me :OP
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| | All American Kid | 
Popular but not plastic. Athletic but not a jock. Smart but not a brain.
You were well rounded and well liked in high school. |
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| I'm still here! I know I haven't posted in a few days. Been playing a lot of WoW!
Friday night, Mark and I went to Bumper's to meet up with some friends. Played a few games there. Saw The Fritz and his bro, bro in-law and dad...they were pretty cool. Left Bumper's and went to the Haunted Corn Maze....located off of 72. MAN...that was fun!!!!! I was scared shitless. I fell back onto some corn stalks....yeah that kinda hurt! Left there and went back to Bumper's where I got trashed and spilled water all over my pants....yeah that was pretty funny. Saw The Fritz, again. Talked to Brant for a while. Left there and went home and played WoW...Duh! LOL!
I worked a Haunted House tonight...will be working it tomorrow night also. I was a tour guide tonight...tomorrow night I will be a tour guide and...well I can't tell ya what else I'm going to be doing just in case one of ya'll or some of ya'll show up. It's the Jaycee's Haunted House. Opens at 7 till ? and it's located at John Hunt Park which is off of south parkway next to Joe Davis Stadium (the fairgrounds). It's great for kids!! ;)
Well I'm off to play a little bit of WoW and then go to bed and get rested for tomorrow night.
Nighty Night and Sweet Dreams!!! | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| | It's 1:13am............HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOO MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! | | comments: 12 comments or Leave a comment |
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